Caption Competition

Posted by Hugh Bowring in Competitions on September 28, 2013

Post your idea in the comments field below.

The Ice Team will chose the winner… and the prize!

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Posted by alun & susan on September 28, 2013 @ 7:15 pm

Yes OK, I know I mustn’t touch it or I’ll melt my boots, now please hurry up and take the picture, because my head’s starting to feel like I’ve just eaten an Ice Cream to fast!

Posted by alun & susan on September 28, 2013 @ 7:21 pm

No, I’m sure this is a better way to site a bearing for North chaps?

Posted by alun & susan on September 28, 2013 @ 7:43 pm

Do you know? I think you’re right, this road to hell was paved by the same contractors!

Posted by alun & susan on September 28, 2013 @ 7:46 pm

Yea, but you’re going to have to remove my boots first, before I can change these wet socks.

Posted by alun & susan on September 28, 2013 @ 7:50 pm

The more things change, the more they stay insane.

Posted by alun & susan on September 28, 2013 @ 8:01 pm

The way to a man’s esophagus is through his stomach?

Posted by blowass on September 28, 2013 @ 8:26 pm

If you want to prevent blindness, why not work towards stopping the irrational opposition to Golden Rice and Golden Bananas by Greenpeace and other self described environmental groups?
Golden Rice with it’s increased levels of vitamin A could prevent several hundred thousand cases of childhood blindness every year, but because it’s a GMO the so called greens oppose it.

Instead of standing on your head, why not punch a Greenpeacer in the head?

Posted by Laura on September 28, 2013 @ 8:35 pm

This is the right way up when your at the South Pole.

Posted by Diane on September 28, 2013 @ 9:51 pm

You are right Brian the crevasses definitely look less threatening from this angle

Posted by alun & susan on September 29, 2013 @ 12:01 pm

Are you sure this is the same hill we climbed three and a half months ago, chaps? It looked rather different in the dark.

Posted by alun & susan on September 29, 2013 @ 12:05 pm

And finally, Lady’s and Gentlemen, in this image, a member of “The Ice Team” was beginning to display one of the more acute symptoms associated with Sub Polar Exploration.

Posted by Douglas Aalseth on September 29, 2013 @ 2:05 pm

And the winner of the East Yorkshire hide and seek competition is…

Posted by My PhiloSophia on September 29, 2013 @ 5:59 pm

Nope…still hungover…

Posted by Mike from Johannesburg on September 29, 2013 @ 8:23 pm

Caption: Upside down at the bottom of the world

Posted by Worried onlooker on September 29, 2013 @ 9:16 pm

This is not a caption but has the expedition doctor been consulted about this poor chap?

Posted by alun & susan on September 30, 2013 @ 7:02 pm

Do you know chaps, those Penguins look like people from this angle?

Posted by alun & susan on September 30, 2013 @ 7:06 pm

Latest news, Read All About It….!!!!!!! Man Stands On Head in the Middle of Nowhere!

Posted by alun & susan on September 30, 2013 @ 7:07 pm

One way of thawing out those “Brass Monkeys” I suppose?

Posted by alun & susan on September 30, 2013 @ 7:12 pm

Great Scott! I do believe, that I can see, Yes, it’s all down hill from here on, chaps!

Posted by Stevo W on October 1, 2013 @ 10:07 am

This planet’s very light!

Posted by Stevo W on October 1, 2013 @ 10:09 am

Um guys – My head’s stuck to the ice…

Posted by Stevo W on October 1, 2013 @ 10:51 am

Ahem, when I said we could beat these crevasses standing on our heads I was speaking figuratively!

Posted by Charlie Rose on October 1, 2013 @ 10:57 am

Just acclimatising for when I get home …

Posted by Robert P on October 1, 2013 @ 2:18 pm

Now that the sun is coming around, we are getting too close! Help me push away or all this snow will be melted.

Posted by alun & susan on October 1, 2013 @ 6:18 pm

World Exclusive! Read all about it…!!!! Frozen Martian crashlands near South Pole?

Posted by alun & susan on October 1, 2013 @ 6:28 pm

An Ice Team member busy rehersing for his audition with the Cerque de Sole,
before their Spring Tour of Antarctica.

Posted by alun & susan on October 1, 2013 @ 6:31 pm

It’s usless even looking for a job around here.

Posted by Jacqui Norman on October 3, 2013 @ 11:16 am

Carrying the world on his shoulders.

Posted by Jacqui Norman on October 3, 2013 @ 11:21 am

Man demonstrates his new, Christmas cake decorations idea “and, the Santa Claus goes like …..this…”

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 5:49 pm

They did say “Head South”

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 5:53 pm

C’mon Doc – White Mars Zero Gravity Test – Who you kidding? You’ve already taken the Urine sample once!

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 5:55 pm

Hey Chaps! Do you think, Ran, did this when he summited Everest?

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 5:57 pm

Polar Yoga Master, Fro – Zen – Meanderthal, returns after Self Imposed Exile in East Antarctica.

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 5:58 pm

Because I never saw them do this on the Moon, did you?

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 6:00 pm

So, when exactly, did you last see the ignition keys?

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 6:02 pm

Never before has such a dangerous exploit been undertaken.

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 6:05 pm

First they tell me to head South, then i’ve to head North, Now i’m totally confused?

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 7:05 pm

Confirmation that deep-ending on weather conditions, Polar Explorers, are more Flexible and Addaptable.

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 7:09 pm

Do you know? This way around that small line of rocks we passed heading South, does look like, Polar Dog Poop.

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 7:11 pm

Before we left they said “Keep a cool head and everything will be ok, ok!”

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 7:12 pm

I can’t wait until the missus see’s this one?

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 7:15 pm

And remember, DO NOT, under any circumstances, try to attempt doing this at home children!

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 7:19 pm

Ok, if you really think this test is nessesary Doc. But, Please! Don’t ask me to eat yellow snow, afterwards.

Posted by alun & susan on October 3, 2013 @ 7:28 pm

Well, my mother did say “Have a nice time, enjoy yourself and stay out of trouble”

Posted by alun & susan on October 4, 2013 @ 7:40 pm

Ok, even though things haven’t gone quite according to plan, if we keep a cool head and our tails up, I think it’s still possible that we could have the tea on, before sunset.

Posted by alun & susan on October 4, 2013 @ 7:48 pm

Every morning, throughout the winter, when he stepped outside, he said it was for Met readings? But i’m not so sure, now?

Posted by alun & susan on October 4, 2013 @ 7:50 pm

Even his teacher said he was a strange boy.

Posted by alun & susan on October 4, 2013 @ 7:54 pm

It’s so cold, my zip is frozen or i’ve got something caught in it, Can you take a look?

Posted by alun & susan on October 7, 2013 @ 5:41 pm

The exact altitude from sea level is……………….

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Caption Competition

Caption Competition

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